Sunday, May 31, 2009

LARGER THAN LIFE

Defending champion Rafael Nadal of Spain reacts at a news conference after losing to Robin Soderling of Sweden at the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 31, 2009.
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?

HOT SHOT

COME BACK!


she could destroy anyone in the draw, hands down

GO RODDICK!


ive got a snowboarding competition later tonight

ALI

France's Jo-Wilfried Tsonga reacts as he defeats Belgium's Christophe Rochus during their third round match of the French Open tennis tournament at the Roland Garros stadium in Paris, Saturday May 30, 2009. Tsonga won 6-2, 6-2, 6-2.
i want to be muhammed ali so bad its embarrasing

KNOCKED UP

PARIS - MAY 30:  Mirka Federer applauds her husband Roger Federer of Switzerland following his victory during the Men's Third Round match against Paul-Henri Mathieu of France on day seven of the French Open at Roland Garros on May 30, 2009 in Paris, France.
gettin fat smirka

ROBINS EGG

Robin Soderling of Sweden celebrates defeating Rafael Nadal of Spain at the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 31, 2009.
you never heard of me before...but

i just beat rafael nadal after losing to him 30 days ago 0 and 1.

HYPE

Fernando Verdasco of Spain reacts during his match against Nikolay Davydenko of Russia at the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 31, 2009.
im really not that good, but my hair is so hot that it looks like i am.

Say La V

peace out rafa...what the hell happened? 

can you believe this match was not on tv live, IDIOTS!

DID YOU KNOW...Rafa beat this guy 6-1 6-0 exactly one month ago!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Ghetto Shoes

Monfils gangsta tennis shoes all whack!

Decker

i was looking through a magazine and saw this hot chick marisa miller. 

i will have my agent call her agent and well get married soon!

Embree


best pic we could find of her...go pro lauren!

Foreclosure

the starting bid for the colony at longboat is at $100 and that is my bid, if no one tries to outbid me i will allow everything for free and complete mayhem at the resort, like a new playboy mansion!

Agnes Szavay


i have bigger boobs than serena williams, in fact the biggest on tour!

WHO DID IT?

The broken racket of Spain's David Ferrer is seen on the court after his match against Robin Soderling of Sweden at the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 29, 2009.
WHO BROKE THIS RACQUET?

Snack Pack

Andy Roddick of the U.S. reacts after winning his match against Ivo Minar of the Czech Republic at the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 28, 2009.
i like eminem better than 50 cent, 50 cent SUCKS!

Eva Longoria

Actress Eva Longoria Parker (R) and her husband NBA basketball player Tony Parker pose for a spectator during the match between Rafael Nadal of Spain and Lleyton Hewitt of Australia during the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 29, 2009.
your thoughts...tony, when are they going to put you in?

Bec Cartwright

your thoughts...maybe i should give rafa a call after the match..haha

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

SOTOMAYER

i beat james blake and i SUCK! james your next, get married!

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A tennis ball lies on the clay court during the opening match between French players Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and Julien Benneteau at the French Open at Roland Garros in Paris May 26, 2009.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

BOOBS

Serena Williams of the U.S. celebrates after winning her match against Klara Zakopalova of the Czech Republic during the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 26, 2009.
need i say more?

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Tough Money

i like tennis very much, GRRRRR!  I am wearing...wedding rings??

nice try

i got to play andy roddick and collect a $15,000 check for losing!

FUCHSIA

if i was playing him i would be LMOF, that is laughing my ass off!

Trash Talking

my sister and i could beat up dinara and we would be #1, compton bitches

Comeback Kid

im really that tall, this picture isnt that long; and i love to pump fist

Breadsticks

Alexa Glatch of the U.S. returns the ball to Flavia Pennetta of Italy during the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 25, 2009.
i beat the pretty girl and i am an america fatty, shocker!

Cake Walk

Andy Roddick of the U.S. returns the ball to Romain Jouan of France during the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 25, 2009.
i have the easiest draw into the whole tournament

i have never even heard of any of my opponents until the quarterfinals

COUSIN IT

French Open: Rafael Nadal breezes into second round
ONLY REAL MEN WEAR PINK AND MAKE FACES LIKE THIS

DENK

THE CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY 

I WILL QUIETLY MAKE IT DEEP INTO THIS TOURNAMENT...

AND SITLL NO ONE WILL REALLY KNOW WHO I AM

KARLO

Ivo Karlovic of Croatia gestures during his match against Lleyton Hewitt of Australia at the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris, May 24, 2009.
i had 55 aces AND still lost!  I SUCK!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Borat

Kazhakstan's Yaroslava Shedova looks on during play against Estonia's Kaia Kanepi at the French Open tennis first round match on May 24, 2009 at Roland Garros stadium in Paris. The event, the second Grand Slam tournament of 2009, runs from May 24 to June 7, 2009.
this is what a kazakstan girl looks like playing tennis!

WaWa

France's Mathilde Johansson cries after losing her match against Russia's Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova during the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 24, 2009.
there's no crying in baseball!  of course i am a french girl!

Spotted

Russia's Vitalia Diatchenko returns the ball to France's Mathilde Johansson during the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros in Paris May 24, 2009.
a new russian hottie sporting her 'O' face so early on

XOXO

Spanish player Nicolas Almagro embraces Argentinian player Agustin Calleri atn the end of  their French Open tennis first round match on May 24, 2009 at Roland Garros stadium in Paris. The event, the second Grand Slam tournament of 2009, runs from May 24 to June 7, 2009. Almagro won 6-4, 6-1, 6-1.
a little too close for comfort

Great Match

French player Gilles Simon (R) shakes hands with after winning against US player Wayne Odesnik (L) during the French Open tennis first round match on May 24, 2009 at Roland Garros stadium in Paris. The event, the second Grand Slam tournament of 2009, runs from May 24 to June 7, 2009. Simon won 3/6, 7/5, 6/2, 4/6, 6/3.
wayne, you got my respect

Dirty Girl


alonda bondarenka's tatted up

IBM Grand Slam Widget

FIREPOWER



Florida girl Lauren Embree facing Nadia Petrova in the first round.

Its a whole different ball game at this level kid, Petrova is killing her.

Embree sure does look pretty out there though, and quite the grunter!

They are not playing it on tv but you can watch the match here:

http://www.tennis-channel.tv/tennis/console.jsp

COACHING ANALYSIS:
She could not hit the ball in consistently.  Her serves were way too soft.  Petrova was just running her around back and forth on the court. Petrova is a good seasoned player but Petrova is also so freakin ugly, don't the pretty girls usually beat the ugly girls? Embree showed some intelligence on court and is fighting more now.  Maybe she can play better in the second set.  Petrova is a russian beast like safina.

DID YOU KNOW...


this is lleyton hewitts sister, she is a bodybuilder...im not even kidding

55



55 aces and a loss...you cannot be serious!

its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.

dude, your wife is hot.

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

2009 French Open Winner

Rafael Nadal of Spain leaves the central court at Roland Garros stadium in Paris after training May 22, 2009. The French Open tennis tournament starts May 24.
Rafael Nadal wins his fifth french open in a row defeating roger federer in the finals in four stunning sets and does not drop a single set the entire tournament prior to the final!

Sunday in Paris!

The flag of the French Open tennis tournament flies over the Philippe Chatrier court, known as center court, is seen just two days before the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros stadum in Paris, Friday May 22, 2009.

play tennis tampa


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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Paris

French Open Begins Sunday!

Sears

she's not ugly