LARGER THAN LIFE

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?

HOT SHOT

COME BACK!

she could destroy anyone in the draw, hands down

GO RODDICK!

ive got a snowboarding competition later tonight

ALI

i want to be muhammed ali so bad its embarrasing

KNOCKED UP

gettin fat smirka

ROBINS EGG

you never heard of me before...but

i just beat rafael nadal after losing to him 30 days ago 0 and 1.

HYPE

im really not that good, but my hair is so hot that it looks like i am.

Say La V

peace out rafa...what the hell happened? 

can you believe this match was not on tv live, IDIOTS!

DID YOU KNOW...Rafa beat this guy 6-1 6-0 exactly one month ago!

Ghetto Shoes

Monfils gangsta tennis shoes all whack!

Decker

i was looking through a magazine and saw this hot chick marisa miller. 

i will have my agent call her agent and well get married soon!

Embree

best pic we could find of her...go pro lauren!

Foreclosure

the starting bid for the colony at longboat is at $100 and that is my bid, if no one tries to outbid me i will allow everything for free and complete mayhem at the resort, like a new playboy mansion!

Agnes Szavay

i have bigger boobs than serena williams, in fact the biggest on tour!

WHO DID IT?

WHO BROKE THIS RACQUET?

Snack Pack

i like eminem better than 50 cent, 50 cent SUCKS!

Eva Longoria

your thoughts...tony, when are they going to put you in?

Bec Cartwright

your thoughts...maybe i should give rafa a call after the match..haha

SOTOMAYER

i beat james blake and i SUCK! james your next, get married!

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Tough Money

i like tennis very much, GRRRRR!  I am wearing...wedding rings??

nice try

i got to play andy roddick and collect a $15,000 check for losing!

FUCHSIA

if i was playing him i would be LMOF, that is laughing my ass off!

Trash Talking

my sister and i could beat up dinara and we would be #1, compton bitches

Comeback Kid

im really that tall, this picture isnt that long; and i love to pump fist

Breadsticks

i beat the pretty girl and i am an america fatty, shocker!

Cake Walk

i have the easiest draw into the whole tournament

i have never even heard of any of my opponents until the quarterfinals

COUSIN IT

ONLY REAL MEN WEAR PINK AND MAKE FACES LIKE THIS

DENK

THE CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY 

I WILL QUIETLY MAKE IT DEEP INTO THIS TOURNAMENT...

AND SITLL NO ONE WILL REALLY KNOW WHO I AM

KARLO

i had 55 aces AND still lost!  I SUCK!

Borat

this is what a kazakstan girl looks like playing tennis!

WaWa

there's no crying in baseball!  of course i am a french girl!

Spotted

a new russian hottie sporting her 'O' face so early on

XOXO

a little too close for comfort

Great Match

wayne, you got my respect

Dirty Girl

alonda bondarenka's tatted up

IBM Grand Slam Widget

FIREPOWER

Florida girl Lauren Embree facing Nadia Petrova in the first round.

Its a whole different ball game at this level kid, Petrova is killing her.

Embree sure does look pretty out there though, and quite the grunter!

They are not playing it on tv but you can watch the match here:

http://www.tennis-channel.tv/tennis/console.jsp

COACHING ANALYSIS:

She could not hit the ball in consistently.  Her serves were way too soft.  Petrova was just running her around back and forth on the court. Petrova is a good seasoned player but Petrova is also so freakin ugly, don't the pretty girls usually beat the ugly girls? Embree showed some intelligence on court and is fighting more now.  Maybe she can play better in the second set.  Petrova is a russian beast like safina.

DID YOU KNOW...

this is lleyton hewitts sister, she is a bodybuilder...im not even kidding

55

55 aces and a loss...you cannot be serious!

its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.

dude, your wife is hot.

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we like fuzzy yellow ball

we play for pizza face

Paris

French Open Begins Sunday!

Sears

she's not ugly