Ladies, here’s a hint. If you’re up against a girl with big b/o/o/bs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed.Billie Jean KingInterviewer: So, are you enjoying New York?
Roger Federer: It’s OK for two weeks.
He can’t cook.” (Michael Chang, on being asked to list Pete Sampras’s weaknesses)
The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.” (Goran Ivanisevic)
Upon gaining a wildcard bid to the US Open Tennis Championships: That’s great - I’m only seven wins away from my first grand slam title.- Justin Gimelstob

