Bond Hits Back

It's going to get ugly!

George "James Bond" Lazenby's spokesmanis saying that he will file papers with the court next week answering all the crazy allegations (i.e. domestic abuse, alcoholism, etc.) claimed by his soon-to-be ex-wife, former tennis pro Pam Shriver, and giving his side of the story.

The mouthpiece described the actor as "father of the year" and added:

"George is devastated by the allegations filed by the court. He is devastated and saddened that Pam has aired the alleged dirty laundry. I don't know what I'm going to hear next about George. He loves his kids so much."

Well said, paid flack!